Perfume is a silent storyteller, a personal broadcast that long predates the internet’s oversharing culture. Choosing your scent is an intimate act, a source of personal joy with every inhale. Yet, it’s also a public declaration, an olfactory introduction to the world. “This is me,” your fragrance whispers, “this is how I present myself to others.” And just as crucial as what you spray is where you choose to spray it. The application point speaks volumes, from the classic movie-inspired wrist dab to a bold spritz on the chest.
Let’s explore what your perfume placement might reveal, drawing inspiration from the insightful Emily Ferber and channeling a bit of Zoltar’s wisdom. If you spray…
Behind your Ears: The Classic Traditionalist
You’re a believer in the classics, someone who appreciates timeless advice. Pulse points? You learned about them once and while you might not fully grasp the science, you trust the tradition. Rules are there for a reason, and you generally adhere to them – maybe a little too closely, perhaps missing out on some unexpected rewards as a result. Your routine is polished: a quick spray behind the ears before grabbing your keys, and then you’re off, maintaining a responsible pace just a touch over the speed limit. You are the reliable foundation of your world, the one who keeps things running smoothly. Chaos? Not on your watch.
Between your Wrists: The Aspiring Glamour Icon
Hollywood movies have shaped your perception of elegance, and the wrist-to-wrist dab is your signature move. Practicality might take a backseat to the allure of the gesture. Will washing your hands diminish the scent? Possibly. Will it transfer onto important documents? Perhaps. Will your dream partner be intensely sniffing your wrists? Unlikely, but the idea is there. Habits, once formed, are comforting. Each time you lift your hand – a sneeze, an absentminded nose scratch – you’re greeted with a delicate reminder of that luxurious perfume, the one you meticulously researched and finally chose. And in those small moments, the indulgence feels utterly justified.
Behind the Ears AND Between the Wrists: The Dedicated Overachiever
You don’t do things halfway. Extra credit? Volunteer work and an essay. You aim for maximum points, even when the system feels rigged and unfair (hello, college admissions). But your generosity isn’t strategic; it’s genuine, especially when birthdays are involved. Announcing a friend’s birthday loudly in a restaurant? Absolutely, especially if free dessert is on the line. You are thorough, committed, and always willing to go the extra mile, even if it’s just for a slice of red velvet cake.
Throat Region: The Fearless Go-Getter
Ready to conquer the day? You approach challenges head-on, fueled by ambition and a touch of defiance. Setbacks are met with action – tweet about the patriarchy, feel the catharsis. You appreciate direct solutions and aren’t afraid to think outside the box (or perhaps, inside a historical context). The throat spray is a power move, a declaration of intent. You’re here to make an impact, to be heard, and to seize every opportunity with unwavering confidence.
Behind the Knees (???) The Inquisitive Pragmatist
You trust logic and evidence. “Toxins” in diet soda? You’ll fact-check that claim and confidently enjoy your Diet Coke, perhaps with a celebratory cocktail umbrella. You’re driven by rationale, even when it leads to slightly unconventional choices. An old magazine article suggested spraying perfume behind the knees to capitalize on upward heat flow. It works for other bodily emissions, so why not fragrance? Jeans might hinder the diffusion, but you’re willing to experiment and hope for the best. You value knowledge and aren’t afraid to test theories, even if they seem a little quirky.
Inside your Elbow for Some Reason: The Delightfully Unpredictable
The well-trodden path? Not for you. You’re not defined by conventional choices or societal norms. You’re the type to encounter a fork in the road and respond with delightful absurdity – a spin, a shout at a squirrel, maybe even a detour back home for snacks. Life doesn’t always need to be logical. You trust your intuition, embrace spontaneity, and find joy in the unexpected. Elbow perfume? Why not! A quick chicken dance to kickstart the day? Absolutely! You prioritize joy and infuse a touch of whimsy into the everyday, bracing yourself for reality with a dose of delightful nonsense.
Breastplate: The Poised and Present
You appreciate subtle yet impactful gestures. The breastplate spray is for those who understand delayed gratification. You know the perfume will reveal itself throughout the day, a pleasant surprise after a busy commute or a demanding meeting. It’s a hidden layer of confidence. Plus, a bit of perfume on your bra? Genius! It becomes ingrained, a lasting part of your day, like a well-placed secret. You value symmetry, focus, and being prepared. Spraying here is about arming yourself for the day with poise and quiet strength.
Hip Area, Torso, General Stomach Area: The Spontaneous Indulger
This isn’t an everyday application, but reserved for moments when you want a little extra. A bonus spritz, perhaps for a special occasion, and the torso is simply what’s visible in the mirror. Scent rises, right? You trust basic principles, even if the details are a bit hazy. Those red dots on your stomach? A mystery. Sudden cinnamon roll cravings and park stroll desires? Life is full of unanswered questions, and you’re comfortable with a bit of delightful confusion. You embrace spontaneity and the little indulgences that make life enjoyable.
Hair: The Ethereal Enigma
Combing your hair with a fork? Briefly considered. Perfume in the hair? Decidedly yes. You aim for an aura of mystery. As you move through the office, you leave a lingering trail, prompting whispers and intrigue. “Who is that captivating presence?” your scent seems to ask. Minds might momentarily drift from spreadsheets and deadlines, captivated by your enigmatic fragrance before returning to the mundane. You are an enigma, leaving a beautiful, scented question mark in your wake.
“Lady Garden”: The Boldly Unconventional and Confident
Inspired by a Cosmo article’s memorable phrase, this application point is for the truly fearless. Hygiene and skin sensitivity concerns? Mere whispers to your bold spirit. Life is too short for hesitation, for restrictive undergarments, or for playing it safe. This is about embracing sensuality, body confidence, and a healthy disregard for convention. You are comfortable in your skin, unapologetically you, and you approach life with a daring, liberating spirit.
—Alex Beggs
Photo via ITG.
